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new rule i just made up: the only goals that count tonight are those scored by AM34. leafs win 3-nil. thank you
#bro. B R O#auston scores a hatty and this is how they repay him. crying screaming throwing up#leafs lb
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All I’m gonna say is: the blue lock fandom is going to hate me and I need yall to be supportive of me
#bc I’m GOING to ignore canon#and I WILL write characters in feral ways#and i’m so excited#when I work up the courage to do cross-character posts#you best believe I’m going to stick atsumu and chigiri together 🤭🤭#I’m ABSOLUTELY combining kunigami and osamu#TWO BEEFY BOYS ON EITHER SIDE OF YOU ARE YOU KIDDING ME???#yall ain’t ready for me and im so sorry but im gonna come in hot#RINTARO AND BACHIRA#ARE YOU JOSHIN ME RN???#and all I’m saying is Kiyoomi and Rin NEEEEEEEEEEED AN ANNOYING S/O#THEY NEEEEEEEEEEED TO BE B O T H E R E D BRO#and don’t get me STARTED ON KUON 🫣🫣🫣🫣
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okay this is such a weird question but like what is a dangerous scent? Because when i’m in heat i feel like a black widow omega hybrid thing that makes nests and lies there in waiting for an alpha to be lured in where i can keep them trapped and well yk it’s a heat for a reason. But it’s not like normal nesting for me it’s “i’m a dangerous creature that waits for my prey to come and find me through my pretty scent and deceptively comfortable nest”. Idk if this is normal behaviour for an omega at all but recently i just feel so feral like i’m about to kidnap some poor alpha and keep them in my nest forever 😭😭 ANYWAY back on to the question, i need a scent that rings danger. Right now my scent if fairly sweet and it works for everyday but when im in heat and in these moods i want another scent that like indicates other omegas to back tf off and i want to feel dangerous yk? sorry this is probs such a strange question hahaha
OK FIRST OFF!!!!! THAT IS A CONCEPT THAT GOES SO HARD AND I AM IN LOVE WITH IT!!!!!!!! I have never understood an assignment more clearly in my LIFE; I am FERAL about this concept.
Ok!!!! That being said, we have a lot of options to play with.
The first thing I thought of was keeping your original scent but adding something like capsaicin or menthol to your scent AKA things that don't necessarily have a smell, but will certainly affect people's senses.
I also did an rudimentary Google to get a vibe of what spiders smell like. A couple different sites mentioned acetic acid, which breaks down insect bodies. Acetic acid is basically vinegar. So, it's not so much of a luring thing, but it definitely would be indicative of danger.
That being said, capsaicin, menthol, or vinegar aren't the most appealing scents, and actually trying to make/find those scents as a wearable perfume might prove difficult. So! May I also suggest pushing the sweet elements of your existing scent to the extreme? Your everyday scent can be used as the dangerous lure and no one would ever suspect it!!!! You catch more flies with honey than vinegar (albeit figuratively) after all! Does this idea underplay the danger element in practice? Yeah..... but, it'd also probably be the kindest one to implement in real life, haha.
If all of those options sounded really unappealing, you can also try a dusty/musky scent? I've seen some people go with that for a hunter vibe.
#BRO BRO r BRO BROR BEO THE NEST IS A WEB BRO YOURE GONNA HUNT THEIR ASSES!!!!!#YOU JUST MIXED TOGETHER TWO THINGS I AM ALREADY VERY EXCITED BY THANK YOU FOR OPENING MY EYES#Also in my Googling I saw a study where black widows branch their web out so that their pheromones travel farther and and and--#PLEASE IMAGINE STRINGING OUT PARTS OF YOUR NEST TO OTHER PARTS OF THE DEN/HOUSE?!??!?! ISN'T THAT JUST THE MOST EVER?>!!?!??!?!?!?>@!>?#if we were boxers you would've TKO'd me just by stepping into the goddamn ring#thank you dearest anon that made my entire morning#omegaverse#a/b/o#a/b/o blog#a/b/o lifestyle#omegaverse lifestyle#miscecanis#miscecanis ask
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#bro.#bRO#B R O#I CANT.#I CANNOT.#I SIMPLY C A N N O T.#but alas#it's my canon event#I think I'm autistic /gen#*patrick star voice* LOOK AT IT#LOOK AT IT#L O O K. A T. I T.#BRO. B R O.#mordecai heller#lackadaisy#lackadaisy mordecai#ohhhh my god#OUGHHHH#original post#samantha screeches
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aha dont mind me-
Comic warning: SPOILERS FOR THE AUYFF FIC
Holy sht what the phck 👀👀👀👀 im an idiot making memes while you're out there making gorgeous art over this fic I'm sobbing
damm holy phck you perfectly encapsulated the dread and the angle i imagined this sht hrsijejdkakeje mfer let me bow down 🛐 holy sht the phck.
#ansy-stalks#damm you picked that option huh hAHAHAHAHAH#tag: AUYFF#a valuable addition to this tag... lets ignore my memes cause damm i need to take my writing seriously it's not a cOMEDY ANSY HAHAHHAHA–#holy phck bro#ansy's stalking: kester ♡#b r o#my poor salt boy he'll be missed#yandere scaramouche#yandere wanderer#mfer dAYM bro
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started a new save and experienced the new summer event for the first time............ bro what the FUCK
#mine#SPOILERS SPOILER SPOILERS DO NOT READ TAGS IF U WANNA AVOID SPOILERS#bruh it's been me & the baby playing together in front for the most part#& we were SO SCARED#IT FELT LIKE WE JUST RANDOMLY GOT SENT TO TLOU LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL TJRTKER#i mean it looks v cool and all but it was so scary to just randomly walk into like. bro................................... b r o.#tbh it feels like. an incentive to prioritize upgrading the axe faster#imagine all the wood u can get w the town being overrun by trees....... yum or whatever#sdv#sv#stardew valley#anyway that was terrifying but we made it out ok we used the item spawner to speedrun the cc#probs gonna do that for ginger island too tmr cause we wanna see the new stuff#and also just. HAVE a save file on desktop that IS actually late game#we never get that far bc we always have expanded KJHKTJHJRTKH#im intrigued wtf all these big ass trees mean though. what was he cooking. im scared. im intrigued.
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i do think the key to how things will fall out regarding death on remnant is the jabberwalker, bc like
the brothers created death by creating him
the god of light, fearing they had disrupted the balance, tried to get rid of him. the god of darkness refused to countenance this, and they fought about it.
they leave the ever after. jabber remains, implying one of three possibilities: 1. dark ‘won’ the argument and both brothers agreed to let jabber live, 2. dark recreated jabber one last time in secret before they left, or 3. jabber came back later a la modern humans. given light’s general inflexibility my inclination is 2 or 3.
in any case the tree seems to accept jabber as part of the ever after and the presence of his figurine on the blacksmith’s worktable implies that he will continue to exist in some form.
during the creation of remnant, the brothers agree that death will be permanent. their reasons are not yet fully clear, but light was the only one concerned about enforcing this rule; i think it is almost certainly a rule that originated with the god of light.
“but balance cannot be restored by force or calculation; true balance finds its own equilibrium”
force = destroying jabber. calculation = creating a new world with permadeath.
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the god of light conceives of balance as a fragile order that must be meticulously maintained or else fall apart: his purpose, as he sees it, is to maintain order. everything he does comes from this. he cannot tolerate change because he lives in abject fear of ‘disrupting the balance’ again—as he believes they have already done once, by creating jabber.
so there is a certain narrative equivalency being drawn here between removing jabber and making death permanent for remnant. both decisions are predicated on a fundamental misunderstanding of what balance is.
thus the problem of death is not that it exists, per se. the problem is that death is the locus of light’s anxiety about change.
he first attempts to fix the ‘problem’ by getting rid of jabber, eliminating death. but he can’t, because dark won’t let him. so plan b is to leave the ever after and create a new world where death is part of the design—which isn’t contradictory at all if the intention is to prevent disruption of the existing order.
and something to keep in mind here is that 1. the cat and the jabberwalker were both deathless and unable to ascend, and 2. the brothers created death by mistake. for light these are crucial factors that must be accounted for in the new design. the only way to ensure that the disruptive introduction of death can never happen again is to include death from the start, transforming the accident into a deliberate choice.
which is all well and good except for one teeny, tiny wrinkle: for humans, death is not actually annihilative. they don’t simply cease to exist when they die.
i think it’s extremely likely that wasn’t supposed to happen. in a system where death is final and forever, spiritually immortal humans pose an obvious risk of disruption—and the ‘afterlife’ is evidently just permanent unconscious stasis, so it doesn’t seem like human souls were preserved for any purpose.
if your aim is to design an orderly system that can be maintained exactly as-is forever, and one of your core building blocks is that death is permanent, no exceptions, then why would you ever create beings capable of rising from the dead? you wouldn’t!
but once humans with immortal souls exist you’re sort of stuck with them, aren’t you? and i think that dilemma makes the most sense of why light’s afterlife is… like that. the souls of the dead ‘resting’ in everlasting oblivion in another realm that living humans cannot enter is the same in practice as annihilative death as long as every being capable of reaching the afterlife follows the stated rules.
the instant dark decides to make an exception, the whole system collapses. it reveals to salem that death isn’t inherently final or forever—that this is an arbitrary rule that the brothers decided, and one of them is open to the idea of changing those rules. then the gods make her immortal and light reprimands her for failing to understand how important his rules are (rules his brother just broke with no consequence except that light got mad), but ultimately what she learns is that the brothers are fallible and their rules can be changed. her rebellion is underpinned by this revelation.
the divine order suffers one small disruption and almost immediately, catastrophically fails, just as the god of light feared.
but that failure did not happen because of the disruption; the system failed because it was artificial. the brothers designed it a certain way and then light focused all of his efforts to keeping it that way, unchanging, forever—because their world wasn’t an ecosystem so much as it was a lawn in arizona. that lawn can only exist for as long as someone is doing the work to keep it on life support.
anyway the point i’m getting to is that remnant still isn’t in stable equilibrium, largely because of salem’s immortality and ozma’s reincarnations but also in the more general sense: the people of remnant are spiritually immortal but made to spend the vast majority of their existence essentially comatose because One God is afraid of change.
you can’t bring remnant into equilibrium by eliminating death: killing the jabberwalker isn’t the right answer. and you can’t restore balance by restoring the old system of divine rule and rigid adherence to the original design, because that system was a spindly papier-mâché machine that imploded the second somebody breathed on it wrong. and you can’t just yank the dead back to ameliorate your grief because that isn’t your choice to make, that’s an ethical position the narrative has made very clear.
which… really leaves changing the nature of the afterlife as the likeliest direction. death isn’t the problem, the afterlife of eternal stasis is. death isn’t the problem, light’s refusal to allow beings with immortal souls to keep going after their first life ends because the rules say death is final is the problem. because that finality is just… not reality. a person’s soul persists after death, ipso facto death isn’t the end.
but the reverse idea that death shouldn’t happen at all is not reality either. salem can’t die and her immortality is isolating and endlessly painful. ozma can’t stay dead and it’s eroded him down to a miserable shell of who he used to be. afterans choose to leave their memories behind when they ascend—nothing can happen to you in the tree except what you want to happen. without destruction, creation stagnates. death is part of life, not its enemy.
i doubt very much that the endgame here is for afteran ascension to be directly ported over into remnant—these are different worlds, different peoples, different systems, and while people from remnant can spiritually connect with the tree they are still fundamentally not part of it. afterans are emanations of the tree; humans and faunus are not. when afterans ascend they return to the roots of the tree and flow upward to blossom again from its crown, and that is, to put it mildly, not a system of reincarnation that physically makes sense for remnant, where things reproduce and have babies instead of new lives budding from the cosmic tree. if reincarnation brings equilibrium to remnant then it will presumably happen in a manner more natural to remnant’s people, and may not even involve passage through the tree at all.
it’s also not the only possibility: for example, there’s no reason that remnant’s afterlife has to be eternal sleep. it could just be… a new realm, a new world to live in after your life on remnant is ended. the brothers’ departure from the ever after into the boundless potential of the unknown is as likely a model as ascension. maybe remnant’s dead can’t return except by an act of god, but “gone from remnant forever” can coexist with the afterlife being… alive, as opposed to cold storage for inconveniently immortal souls.
basically the narrative setup isn’t toward rejecting death, it’s toward rejecting the state of affairs where you die and then millions of years later a god wakes you up and you have no awareness or memory of your existence since the moment of your death because you were kept unconscious until that god needed a servant. the point is that death isn’t the natural end of existence (because souls are immortal, on remnant as in the ever after) and remnant’s dead shouldn’t be held in stillness by light’s futile effort to make the facts of reality conform to his intended design.
the jabberwalker has existed for eons without bringing the ever after to ruin; the balance shifted, things changed a little, and life went on. remnant is existentially threatened by the factual reality of life-after-death only because light is so convinced of this danger that he is determined to prohibit it by any means necessary, including “demolish everything and start over from scratch.”
even a god can tilt at windmills.
#it’s also just darkly hilarious in a way#afterans are eternal#the cat was immortal#jabber was immortal and light TRIED and FAILED to unmake him#the b r o t h e r s a r e e t e r n a l#they make a world where death is supposed to be The End#and then fill it with beings#MADE OF THEMSELVES!#MADE WITH THEIR OWN NATURE!#light rattling the cosmic blueprints#what do you mean humans are eternal#WE AGREED THAT THINGS SHOULD DIE#THIS IS A DISASTER#dark like you SAID you wanted to make them like US#sorry for listening to you bro it won’t happen again#by the way i gave them magic instead of eradicating the grimm like you asked#they’re exploding beowolves with fireballs now it’s awesome#light like WHY ARE YOU THIS WAY#it’s hysterical. the divine blorbos
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Dude. DUDE
#ahsoka spoilers#>>#ANAKIN LOOKS SO GOOD FIRST OF ALL#ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS RUFFLE HIS HAIR#‘you look old’ SHUT UP LMAO#anyway onto my incoherent thoughts#CLONE WAS FLASHBACK#to say I cried would be an understatement I gasped so LOUD when I realised it was baby ahsoka#WE GOT LIVE ACTION SIEGE OF MANDALORE JESUS C H R I S T#AND REX!!! R E X!!!#yeah I can’t be normal about this I CAN’T#then they mention Kanan by name BRO. B R O I CANNOT#also my god the shots of Anakin/Vader I thought I was going to ascend#AHSOKA’S SITH EYES FLASHING FOR A MOMENT#AND THAT DUEL OH MY FUCKING GOD#okay yeah I CAN’T be normal about this I really can’t#I’m just going to scream incoherently in all my tags
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listen i know no one is likely to believe me when i say this, BUT I FINISHED MY LINK CLICK FIC. ALL EDITED TOO.
#BRO#B R O.#this never happens#if anybody out there is interested in beta reading it i'd owe you my life#its an 11k word sickfic where CXS is ill and Lu Guang goes through the Horrors#bc it turns out not changing the timeline is actually INCREDIBLY hard#link click
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I'm ashamed to have only found out abt this today orz.
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wakefulness comes with a ✨price✨
#still can’t believe my bro actually rented a car just to drag me out of bed… granted it was on my dime but. smh#he’s a decent driver though. napping in the backseat was quite comfortable#still can’t believe my family tbh lmao. i told them many times that all i wanted to do today was to sleep#b u t they had somehow latched on to a passing remark i made like over a month or so ago about wanting to eat burgers from a certain place…#‘it only comes once a year; you can sleep after you leave your job on friday—’ they said… so welp.#man. at least i got good food and a few new plushies out of it. so it wasn’t all that bad… i think#either way i’m truly grateful to my mother and bro for everything. don’t tell them though; it’s embarrassing#u m. anyway. i guess i’ll finally have time to resume idol sengen after i’ve caught up on sleep?#i’m gonna try to zoom through the next 2 vols before mona’s album comes out s o. well. um. i’ll do my very best!!!!!#remind me to make the masterpost thing free for rbing once im done with it bc. y e a h.#anyways!! gn!! i gotta go fill up some forms or something before i forget lol. have a great week ahead!!!#l o r d i just realised i forgot to off rbs again aaaaaaa my memory is getting worse with age frrrrrr
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wow i love tall people
#im not gonna say taller people . cuz everybody is taller than me atp#JEKHLWHKERFLH#b b bb b bbut tall people..... wowiaoiuhodbk there r hearts in my eyes#i wanna be carried 🙋♀️#reminds me of when i was having trouble watching a vball game bc the railings were so high#i had to like step up on a lower railing to watch properly#but then one of my tallest classmates carried me from behind lmao😭#im ngl i have a fear of being carried cuz im not the most skinny girly out there#im not even that big tbh#im perfectly healthy but ph standards just favor super skinny body types and put down mine (side eyeing dads side family) BUT ANYWAYS#he carried me until the end of the game literally w/o breaking a sweat <//3#tbf hes a huge gym bro dkfjkjgdjkg just wasnt expecting to be carried like literal paper#and i had a perfect view of the game throughout evrything cuz hes literally nearing 6 foot height😋#10/10 experience#hes just a good friend tho . bro just vibes with everybody no matter who u r and wants to have fun TT#hes a good guy 💯
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IM SEEING THE MATILDAS LIVE ON WEDNESDAY HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK !!!!!!!!!
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Did a terf just like my fucking posts.
#me scrolling through someone's blog who liked my stuff. Sees them reblogging a transphobic article#about how a teacher was trying to correct kids about identities and transphobic bullshit and like#it seemed like the article was framing the teacher as wrong???#Like bro#b r o.#Disgusting. sorry fam I'm blocking you for that#Not taking any chances#Not this trans enby ass nope
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I understand why housewives were day drunk all the time this shit is fucking boring bro
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